Once there was a Great King who wanted to taste the best sandwich that was ever made. This great king summoned battalions of his soldiers and sent them out on a great odyssey to different parts of the world and return to his kingdom with the best sandwich they could find. They returned with an assortment of sandwiches, and he proclaimed the "gyro" his favorite. "Gyro" is pronounced "hi-ro" which means "bread".
People who loves to eat are always the best people.